The SMT (skiyota management team) with its unlimited funds was going to take out a 1/2 hour prime time special to inform you of our trip. However, we were outstaged by Ross Perot.  We’ve all been Bushwacked, Gored, Clintinized, Quayled & Perotted to just about our limit.  HOWEVER, if elected, the SMT, will make the following campaign Promises (note, we will do no name calling, or beat around the bush, we will discuss only the facts, we will not waste time on economy, budget deficit, free trade agreements, etc)

If  reelected the SMT  will in the 1st year of our term provide the following.

1.  Ski in, Ski out luxury condos, with hot tub & sauna

2.  6″ of fresh champagne powder each morning, with sunshine during the day.  For those from North Carolina, there will be one run of hard packed ice.

3.  Heated gondola cars on our own private express lift.

4.  Surf & Turf catered each evening with the Kansas Wine.  (for those from Minnesota, a keg of the finest New Ulms best beer)

5. Sauna & Sunlamps will be provided so the Californians don’t lose their tan

6.  At least 1 orgasm per person per day (for those over 21)

7.  Fresh Salamon fishing  just out the back door

8.  Free Chartered air service via the Air Skiyota Airline (ASA) “THE PROUD  BIRD WITH THE CAST IRON TAIL”

9.  A spoons tournament with no loser or bruisers.

10.  All this without Revenue enhancement, Deficit increase, loss of employment, or increase in taxes.   (yes, read our lips)

11.  All this for a low, low price of  $2/person/hour.

PS.  If you believe any of this, you probably would have voted for us.

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