YO SKIYOTAS — ONLY 5304 HOURS TO GO!!
Feb. 6-11, 2011
Summer is here!!!!! TIME TO THINK SNOW!!!!!!!
Monsoon season believe it or not in N/C Kansas, still waiting for wheat harvest to begin!!
Arkansas does not have all of the Rednecks!! Concordia, KS, only place we know, where when the tornado sirens are going off, that all 5788 people are out in the streets watching the sky, looking for tornados!!! (which most saw, thank goodness not on the ground)
The corn is hailed out, the grain sorghum is flat, the wheat is shattered, & the beans are tattered,
BUT IT IS A GREAT DAY BECAUSE THE SKIYOTAS ARE GOING SKIING FOR THE 34TH STRAIGHT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This year is one of the biggest groups for a long time. Over 60 people going this year!!
Be sure and check out www.skiyota.com . Mike Cairns has done a terrific job. Be sure and put your comments on.
Please notice the countdown timer! Should keep everyone on schedule with payments etc.
We need some more Skiyota pictures, especially old ones
Good News — A new Skiyota born — Sophia Cairns – Mom & Dad, (Mike & Jes) little brother (Eli) & Grandpa (Gary)
We need ideas for making this trip extra special, so everyone be thinking!!!
SMT thinks we should have the Chinese downhill (if just to watch, Mike, Woody, Kraig, Jan, & Jan ) again with some side grudge matches, such as:
Thoman vs. Larson (not sure which Larson)
Woody vs. Mike P
Kraig vs. Jan R
Gary C vs. grandson Eli
Cory C vs. Stacy B
Ben R vs. Dave C ( the really old farts)
Swede vs. some cripple
Sue L vs. Sue K
Ron D vs. Chuck K
Plus many others, help us out with this!!
Also,
We need an official SKIYOTA DRINK!!!!
Have no fear, the SMT (Skiyota Management Team) has come up with a plan!!!
We will have a contest, Bring your concoction to the arrival party (with enough for all) We will all taste and then vote for the official skiyota drink.
We do have some suggestions already,
1) Bud lite lime or as a former skiyota Queen Jan L calls it “Pee in a Can”
2) Silk Panties – Peach schnapps and Crown Royal
3) Cherry Bubble up. Cherries (with pits) soaked a gallon jar filled with peach schnapps. Turned up side down every month. Should be just right by time for the Skiyota extravangza!!
Help us out!! Please no Louisiana bayou swamp water or BP specials.
Just news, Thoman broke the western Kansas speed record at 107 mph but nobody noticed. However they catch him doing 79 mph only to give him a warning because, get this, (his clean driving record) Boy is he DUE!!!
REMEMBER:::::: NO WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT OVER ETHANOL!!
(yea, you got it, we are a bunch of corn farmers and ethanol plant employees)
Another Note – the Nebraska Cornhuskers have left the real Union, They left so, they could play the Sisters of the Blind, examples Gophers, Badgers and the rest of the rodents that live in the frozen Tundra of theNorth.
Well that sure stir up some shit — bring it on!!!
Have a great Summer, don’t forget your deposits and ideas
The SMT
